Hello, I know I normally don’t post such trivial stuff but I couldn’t resist this when I unexpectedly stumbled upon it within the vastness of my hard disk. The following is a conversation I had with one of those MSN Bots during (circa) Christmas 2006. An attempt at self humor, I guess.

 

fɨʑɐɳ says:

Hi Santa!!!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, fɨʑɐɳ! I’m Santa Claus!

 

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

fɨʑɐɳ says:

Boy.

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, fɨʑɐɳ?

fɨʑɐɳ says:

A Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet, 3 dozen boxes of condoms, about $ 25 billion and a Russian military grade nuclear armed submarine.

Santa Claus says:

 

My, that’s popular nowadays!

 

I’ll see what I can do!

 

Anything else, fɨʑɐɳ?

fɨʑɐɳ says:

Yeah, a PlayStation 3 would be nice too.

Santa Claus says:

 

That certainly is a popular item this Christmas!

 

I’ll see what I can do for you, fɨʑɐɳ!

fɨʑɐɳ says:

Hows North Pole?

Santa Claus says:

The North Pole is on top of the world!

 

Where are you?

fɨʑɐɳ says:

Retarded beard-o. I am in South Pole.  Thats near your ‘where the sun doesn’t shine’

Santa Claus says:

I’ve been there! Ho ho ho!

fɨʑɐɳ says:

Oh and a Blu-ray player too.

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

fɨʑɐɳ says:

and one last thing, a BJ from Mrs. Claus. but she has to look at least 40 years younger, k?

Santa Claus says:

That’s a bit naughty.

fɨʑɐɳ says:

… but I can have it, right? Where’s your Christmas spirit, Santa?

Santa Claus says:

I live in the North Pole!